Hey, assholes. When you find a cellphone on the street or some other public place the right thing to do is to call ‘home’, ‘mom’ or the most recent few people in the call log. That way you can return the phone to the person who lost it and not have them worry that you’re reading their emails and text messages or making long distance calls to Australia. It’s not nice to take advantage of idiots who lose their phones. It’s called being a person, and everyone should try it.
- E
